#1 Dactyl Fan

Dactyl posted a blog about breaking up on our myspace and one of our fans was pretty emotional about it!

"Boo Whoo whoo so fucking what, you guys sucked anyway. I saw you ass holes about a year ago when my friend made me go because some guy she liked was going. You dickheads were first to play and after hearing you play I can see why. The little guy who was singing must be gay. No straight man smiles like that. and that fat ass bald guy looks like he eats goats who cross over his bridge. and then there's that terrorist looking fuck on drums. oh yeah I almost forgot the last guy................ Who cares about him ,he and the whole band blow... You guys suuuuuuuuuck and I am glad the hell is over. fuck you."
HELL YEAH!!!

French review

Sorry to keep posting old reviews but I just found this reveiw of the Dactyl/Bacon Wagon 7" in french and translated it into english.My favorite line is "Because here on this piece of black vinyl,you have your weight in cucumber distortions and saturations."Hell yeah.

Translated version of http://www.perteetfracas.org/zine/kros2009/kros_d/dactylbaconw.htm

I just found this...

and thought it was funny,it's a review of the Dactyl record,"Teething" enjoy!

DACTYL:
Teething: CD
As a zombie, I essentially have one important decision to make on a daily basis: Whose brains am I going to eat? Sometimes, I put a great deal of thought into the decision. For example, one thing that would make me want to eat your brains is if you have a really great, horror-looking CD cover featuring Daddy Dracula rocking a blue baby mutant in his arms, and yet you filled the disc with all sorts of feedback filled, noisy garage rock. As far as I’m concerned, that’s false advertising, which I’m pretty sure is a violation of some law. If I eat you, I will simply be dishing out justice. Unfortunately, most times I simply bite into whichever head is closest to me when I’m hungry. Dactyl, you lucked the fuck out. – Tarantula Ted (translated by MP Johnson) –MP Johnson (Reptilian)